Run, Forest, Run!

Hey, person reading this post! I am terribly sorry about the blog neglect. Between working out and taking the ACT, I've barely had time to breathe. Dear Lord, I hope this craziness slows down a little. I would like to sleep without dreaming of the chores I have to complete the next day.

SO! As I said, I took the ACT with the writing part at the end! I hauled my tired butt up to Wills Point Highschool at 8AM and took almost 5 hours on the test. I studied for MONTHS before taking it. Months of stressing, worrying, reading. It's a miracle I'm not  completely grey. Only 4 hairs, or so, thank God. There was only one thing I was not informed of. NOBODY told me that Wills Point had insanely cute guys. I was deprived of this vital fact. Along with the ACT stress, I now had the paranoia of embarrassing myself by running into a doorway, or face planting an actual plant. All in all, I'm crossing my fingers for double digits on the test.

I've been working out more, too! I go to a middle school a few miles away, and run my butt off every couple of days. And when I'm not at the middle school, I'm tearing up at the sidewalk in my new neighborhood. Well, tearing up might be overstating it a little bit. I can beat the squirrels across the road, though!

Well, that's all for now! I know, it was short, but I need to get some sleep.

Question of the Day- Have you taken the ACT? What was the most and least difficult section for you?
       For me, Science Reasoning is an evil, evil idea to put into a test. Towards the end, I just closed my eyes,  twirled my finger around, randomly chose a bubble and filled it in.
       The easiest was probably the essay portion, of course. I love to read, so it's not impossibly difficult for me. Now that I've jinxed myself, watch me get like a 2 on the whole test.

Love you guys!
         - Fatty McGee<3

I can't think of a title, so just imagine fat people tap dancing.

Hello there, my dear! I apologize profusely about the neglect of my blog. Forgive me? I knew you would ;)

Today is a very special day. Today, Little M turns 10 years old. Woah.. My little nuisance, my mini me. 10! Makes me feel old. Well, she's made it this far, we can't send her back now. For her birthday, Little M and Bossy K are making a Dr. Pepper Cake! Omnomnomnom.

Yesterday, we went to Shenanigans for her birthday and played laser tag and went bowling. Now let me tell you, I SUCK at bowling. For the most part.. My brother had his friend Ian over, and Dolphin Boy, Ian, and I stayed up a good part of the night nerding out. World of Warcraft Style. O.M.G. I have a level 17 Druid, a level 14 Paladin an- ....Uhhhh... Never mind..

So we all went bowling right? Little M, Ian, and Dolphin Boy were all doing amazingly well while I was hitting a wonderful streak of 0's. THEN, suddenly, I started bowling strike after strike after strike! I quote Ian, "McGee, you were amazing! At first you were like *deep voice* zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one, zero. Then you were all *loud voice* STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!"

I was laughing so hard, I almost ripped my pants. Eventually, I went from dead last, to first place by 23 points. UH-MAZ-ING.  Now, before I go, I must say two things, the first relevant, the second.... well relevant but somewhat not having to do with this blog? Something like that.

1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE M! You're a pain in the butt, hard headed, stubborn, a real drama queen, and there are no words in any language to describe how much you can annoy me. BUT. I'm so proud of everything you've accomplished, and I love you more than Chester Bennington AND Ben Bruce. <3

2. This is sightly off topic, but I have to say it. I know I bash being a game nerd, and I say how lame it is. But my gamer bros are some of the nicest, sweetest guys I know, and I would never trade them for anything. I love them so much, and I can be my nerdy, crazy self around them.

That's it for this blog! I'll be more faithful in blogging about my lamo life, I promise! Thanks for reading guys, I love you all so much!

Love,
- Fatty G. McGee <3

#RollerCoasterBro's

Hello all of my faithful ladies and laddies! Did you miss me? D'awwwww, I knew you did. SO! I have had some cray-cray seven days, let me tell YOU. Firstly, I made a new best friend! Wait for it.. Waaaaait for it... ON A ROLLER COASTER. His name is Dalton, and he is one of the coolest cats I know. Dalton, Cameron, Livvie and I rode the Kamikaze, and Dalton kept screaming that he would go to war for me. XD This kid is crazy, folks.

That was last Saturday. On Tuesday, I went to Oklahoma to drop off my last horse, BJ. I'll miss him, but we can't take him where we are going. OH! Did I tell you I'm moving!? I am. From Middle-Of-Nowhere-Terrell to Richy-Rockwall about 20 miles closer to the rest of the world. We are gonna live in a rent house while our OTHER house is being built. Fancyyyyyy!

On Friday, I wore "happy colors" to co-op, because of a deal I made with my best friend. Marshall wore shorts, I wore "normal clothes", instead of my band hoodie and skinnies. See, Marshall NEVER wears shorts, and I would occasionally like to see his legs. I just want to be sure he secretly doesn't have prosthetic legs, or you know.. Hooves...

ANYWAYS, I have started writing again. I took a break from it, because I didn't have time. Now I finally have a few minutes every now and then, so I've been working on some really really bad poems. Seriously, they're horrible. BUT, I'll let y'all read one. Tell me what you think(: 

Always Greener, Huh?
~
 The power, the beauty, the money, the fame,
Don't think, just play the game.
The lights, the rules, the loss, the shame,
One day you're free, the next you're chained.

The friend, the enemy, the top, the base,
Run faster, you can't lose this chase.
The corruption, the lies, the war, the waste,
Didn't you promise yourself just one more taste?
 ~

OH! I keep forgetting. Here is yooooour...

QUESTION OF THE DAYYY!: What is the weirdest way you've made a friend?

I gotta say, meeting one a roller coaster, then talking to him while riding another one is pretty beast. Let me know guys! Thank you all so much for reading, I love you all so much!

Love-
Fatty G.M <3

Lions, Tigers, Bears, OH MY!

Hey, what's up baby! So, this week has been CRAZY! I was in a play, The Wizard of Oz to be exact(: I was Bippity, one of the witch's hench people. This was my first play so I was really nervous, but I LOVED the cast and the few days before the play! Let me elaborate.

Monday, 3 days before the play-- Ran lines in the foyer, since we couldn't get on the stage yet. I stayed behind the doors and talked to Alex, Lauren, and Marshall. Hey, Marshall. Potatoes. XD

Tuesday, 2 days before the play-- First time on the stage we would be preforming on. Got to chill backstage. We all had to be quiet. AKA, torture. I cannot be quiet. It's just not happening.

Wednesday, 1 day before the play-- Oh. My. LORD. Today was make up day. We all went to the Wiseman's house to get ready. My hair was tortured within an inch of it's life. Got to see Marshall and Adam K. all silvered up. XD had some curtain malfunctions so we all crammed into the foyer and ran lines. I got to see Marshall in SHORTS. He never wears shorts, so this was the first time I had ever seen his legs. I thought he might secretly have prosthetic ones.

Thursday, PLAY DAYYY!-- Went to the Wiseman's for make up again. My hair got bigger. Again. I swear, it's ALIVEEEE! Everyone was super nervous before they went on, even the one's who have been doing this forever. THAT'S when you know you're in trouble. But, everything went pretty smoothly! The audience loved it, and both Improv's were HILARIOUS as always. TomTom the Teddy Bear surprised me, and I literally jumped on him when I hugged him. I think I scared him a little..

Friday, PLAYY DAYYYY 2!-- Wore PJ's to co-op! So comfy. Again, went to the Wiseman's for make up. My hair was standing 6 inches above my head. Everyone loved it, but if I didn't keep my head centered, bro, I was going down. I had about half a can of hair spray invested in this! The play went really well, and Improv just got funnier. I could NOT stop laughing when Abby was playing an old grandma.

SO, that was my crazy busy week! I made a ton of new friends, and Mrs. C was an amazing director. No one could have done better, she is absolutely amazing!

Alright, that's it for now guys. Thanks for reading, I love you all so much!

Love--
       F. G. McGee <3

The difference is, one is spelled "B-R-O-'-S", the other is spelled"T-R-O-U-B-L-E"

Hey, what's up babe? So I have something to say. You know me, I can't keep my mouth shut about anything with this whole Attention Deficit thing I got goin' on here. I had a dispute with someone the other day. We'll call them, "Nameless" for now. Well, Nameless was gettin' all up in my grill about how I associated and hung out with mainly guys. How it was "weird", and how I should "just choose one guy" for a boyfriend. Nameless was also dissing my "guy friends." UH, no. Hold up, there.

Firstly, Nameless, they are not "guy friends," they are my BRO'S. Bro's, spelled B-R-O-'-S. Not boyfriends, which is spelled T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

Secondly, NO ONE, and I mean no one, disses my bro's. You can call me anything you want, I don't care. But, DO NOT talk smack about my bro's. From my crazy-fro Marshall, to my Hunger-Games-Loving Alex, I love all of my bro's to death, and I know they love me too. I'm a little iffy on Alec though, since he won't let me wear his blue jacket. BUT, I digress. I've always got their backs, and I know they've got mine.

Thirdly, I am perfectly fine being single. I love it most of the time, and if I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't be as close to my bro's as I am! I can be my weird, crazy, sometimes gross self around my bro's, and not worry about if my hair is perfect, or if my make up is smudged. I love their little quirks, and when they treat me like I'm not just a chick, like I'm a bro too.

So, that was my little rant, I hope you found it amusing. Nameless, can't wait to see you later, baby! ;) Thank you guys so much for putting up with me! I love you!

Love <3

-Senorita F. G. McGee

Wild Chickens are attacking erryone. Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife!

Heyy, what's up babe?? You would not believe the day I've had. Okay, let me start from the beginning. It was a warm, sunny day in the middle of no where, AKA Terrell TX. I was supposed to go to the library, but SOMEONE decided all libraries within a 20 mile distance should be closed. So spent the ENTIRE DAY with my mom, Bossy K. AGAIN. Why? I'm home schooled. Yeah, welcome to my world.

We went out to eat at a sushi bar, and she got on to me about being a vegitarian. She goes, "Well, you can eat this chicken egg roll! The chickens probably weren't cooped up, they were WILD chickens!" And my well thought out response, "Mom... There are no such things as 'wild' chickens... Have you ever heard of wild chickens roaming through the grand canyon? Or how about how wild chickens terrorize LA??" Even the guy eating at the table next to us was laughing.

Later this evening, Bossy K, Little M, and I went to Ben Gill Park to work out. Afterwards, I saw this one guy that I recognized. The last time I went to the Terrell Library, he sat across from me for 4 HOURS. I saw him today as I was driving from the park to the car wash. I had told Bossy K and Little M about it, and as we were driving past him, Little M leaned out the window and screamed, "HEY MISTER!" My mom lost it. She was laughing so hard, the SUV was moving up and down, like a ghetto car. I sped up as fast as I could, my face red as a tomato.

When we got to the car wash, I ask my mom if I could wash the car, since I had never one it before by myself. Well, APPARENTLY, the machine has a timer. I put the money in, and press the buttons, then turn around and hear beeping. I freak out, thinking I activated like, a bomb or something! Little M come out of the car saying, "Sweetheart, sweetheart, it's OH-KAY." I shrug it off, "Psht, I... I know that..." So then I start rinsing the car. I haven't pulled the lever to make the water spray harder, so I'm all "Okay, I can do this." NO. No no no no NO. I pull the lever juuust a little bit, and I'M the one who goes flying backwards. This proves how little body strength I have.

 So, after running a few miles, and being thrown around by a water hose, I think I'll call it a day. Thanks for reading you guys I love you all a ton! <3

Lurv-
 Senorita Fatty Grande McGee <3

April Fools Day? I wish, bro.

Heyy, whats up babe?? Today is April Fools day, for those of you who did not know because you live under a rock! I woke up this morning all prepared for my father Dougy D to go all out. Grease the toilet seats, put glasses of water on the door tops, maybe even move the furniture around! He's THAT immature at 49 years old, people. BUT, alas, there was no pranking this year! :( We were all so busy yesterday, that no one bothered to do anything today! Oh well, more time to plan for next year.

I have an AMAZING idea that you'll just have to wait on. Trust me, it's GOLD. (; So what are we doing instead of April Fools Day? MOVING. Yeah, not as much fun. We cleaned gutters, yards, sheds, trailers, AND barns. My hand and arms are KILLING me after weed-eating for the first time(And for all you carnivores and stoners, no pun intended). PLUS, I have blisters galore.
On a side note, I now have a Google+ profile! Find me Here<3! Thanks for your awesome support, guys! I love you all!

Love Love LOOOVEEE-
 Senorita Fatty Grande McGee <3