Saturday, January 21, 2012

Turtle, meet Duct Tape.

Hmm, I feel kinda obligated to blog now. Like, if I don't, some creeper is gonna pelt me with potatoes or something. I dunno, BUT I had an idea a while ago, and I'm sharing it with the world! What is a turtles biggest weakness? IT'S SHELL. I mean, if it flips over, it can't get up, poor thing! SO. I had an idea. WHAT IF I duct taped two turtles together! Problem solved! I could train the turtles to take turns too! Like, every half hour, they would flip on the other turtle and alternate! GENIUS, I know! I plan to try this pretty soon, hopefully. i'll use some snazzy duct tape, and name the turtles Senior Chub, and Fi-Fi! Wish me and my crazy plan good luck! <3
-Senorita FattyGrandeMcGee

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